SECTION 1: Sell With Swanigus – “Let’s Make a Deal”
Your Iron, Our Hustle
A consignment breakdown that doesn’t suck.
Got Gear? We’ll Sell It While You Sleep.
Because what’s better than money in your pocket and no headaches?
SECTION 2: HOW IT WORKS – “The Game Plan”
What Happens to Your Machine After the Goodbye Hug
You Snap It, We List It
Send us the photos or bring it in. We’ll even help you stage it (lights, camera, traction).
We Write the Eye-Candy Description
Our listings are engineered to make buyers want your machine. We’re not shy about using the word “beast.”
Optional Touch-Ups
We’ll advise if it's worth fixing that leak or leaving it “rugged.” Your call. No pressure.
​​We Market the Hell Out of It
Socials, dealers, networks, and some classified back alleys. We leave no stone unturned.
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Buyer Bites, You Get Paid
Once it’s sold and paid, we send your cut, clean and simple.
SECTION 3: COMMISSION RATES – “What’s the Catch?”
(it's just math)
We keep the lights on by taking a slice. Here is the breakdown
Need it gone yesterday? We can also just buy it outright. Lower offer, fast exit.
Our Cut
under $20,000
$20,000 - $60,000
Over $60,000
10 %
7.5 %
5 %
SECTION 4: DISCLAIMERS – “The Fine Print”
Disclaimers That Don’t Make You Sleepy
"The Fine Print, But With Less Fine-ness"
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Let’s keep it real—and legal. Here’s what you need to know before we go listing your iron:
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No Timeline Guarantees: We’ll hustle, but we don’t set the market. Some machines move fast, others need a little courtship. Could be a week, could be a season. If we had a crystal ball, we wouldn’t be in equipment sales.
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It Stays With You (Unless We Shake on It): Unless we’ve made a separate arrangement, your machine stays in your yard. You’re still responsible for its safekeeping while it’s listed.
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We’re Not a Warranty Company: Once listed, we’re not liable for breakdowns, damage, weather, electrical gremlins, or “my buddy borrowed it and…” situations. Keep it secure and serviceable, and we’ll keep the offers coming.
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No Sales Without Sign-Off: Your equipment will not be sold until a written sales agreement is signed by you, the seller, for the agreed-upon amount. We never close a deal without your thumbs-up.
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Price Changes? You Gotta Tell Us: We don’t guess or read minds. If you want to adjust your asking price, let us know. Otherwise, we stick to the original game plan.
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Buyer Pays Their Side: Any taxes, registration, or delivery fees are the buyer’s responsibility unless agreed otherwise. You get a clean payout, minus our commission.
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Ownership Must Be Crystal Clear: You must be the registered legal owner of the machine or have authority to sell it. If it’s tied up in financing, repossession, probate, or it’s “your cousin’s but he said it was cool”—don’t. We don’t do messy.
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Once It’s Listed, It's Public: Listing your equipment means it’s out there in front of buyers, tire-kickers, and keyboard warriors. If you change your mind, no problem—just let us know and we’ll take it down. But until then, we treat it as actively for sale.
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We’re a Broker, Not a Storage Yard, Not a Buyer: Unless you choose a direct purchase (and we agree), we’re simply brokering the deal. We're not the buyer and aren’t assuming ownership or liability during the listing period.
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Inspection Encouraged, Not Guaranteed: We’ll do our best to describe your machine accurately. If a buyer asks for an inspection, great. But we don’t tear down engines or certify anything—what they see is what they get.
